The Night The Servers All Went Down Virgil Kaine is the name and I served on the devops team 'til Harvard MBAs came, and downsized us all again in the winter of '23, we were running a skeleton team by may the 10th, our uptime had fell it was a time I remember oh so well the night the servers all went down and all the pagers were ringing the night the servers all went down and all the admins were singing, they sang No, no no no no no, no no, no no, no no no no no... Back with my team in building three when one day they called to me. Virgil, quick come see, they called an all hands meeting. Now I don't mind after hours or the C suite, in their ivory towers we write what we need and import the rest but you should never have skipped running it in test... the night the servers all went down and all the pagers were ringing the night the servers all went down and all the admins were singing, they sang No, no no no no no, no no, no no, no no no no no... Like my trainer before me, I double check my commands Not like Jimmy Mackenzie, who screwed up and got himself canned. He was twenty-three proud and brave when he dropped the production database I swear by a neckbeard's fluffy cat You can't save your job at all with a move like that the night the servers all went down and all the pagers were ringing the night the servers all went down and all the admins were singing, they sang No, no no no no no, no no, no no, no no no no no...

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